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An operative informs us that New New Paramount™ head Brad Grey, apparently insecure that placing a gift-wrapped Steven Spielberg under the tree wasn't a sufficient expression of his love for his flock, has put on his Santa hat once again:

Brad Grey just gave everyone who works in the film division an iPod Shuffle as a holiday gift. Not too shabby.

We are happy to report that there is no truth whatsoever to the rumor (which we just made up) that randomly selected iPod Shuffles contain "Golden Playlists," which progressively lucky winners can redeem for iPod Nanos, video iPods, or in the case of one very lucky gift recipient, a vigorous shoulder rub from Steve Jobs.