Today the New York Daily News notes that actress Q'Orianka Kilcher (who, if this acting thing doesn't pan out, has the perfect name for a career in taxi-driving) wasn't looking forward to her love scenes with Hollywood he-whore Colin Farrell in "The New World."

"I was nervous, because I knew all about him and his reputation," the 15-year-old beauty told New York City high schoolers at a screening of the flick at the United Nations this week.

Hold up, yo. 15??!! The mind brims with questions. Was she nekkid? Is that even legal? Does this mean that she was 14 back when she filmed the sex scenes? Because 14-year-olds are terrible in bed. And we should know. [Rush & Molloy]

Breaking: "The New World" had to reshoot love scenes because Hollywood lawyers feared the film violated American child pornography laws. [The Sydney Morning Herald]