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In our latest installment of Overheard Celebrity Movie Reviews, a reader gently eavesdrops on Elijah Wood, the much-respected expert on wildly successful film franchises adapted from beloved fantasy literature, and gives us this sneak preview of a soon-to-be holiday blockbuster:

Elijah Wood after the cast and crew screening of The Chronicles of Narnia at the ArcLight said:"The little girl carried the film. British teeth and all."

So sayeth the prophet Elijah: Disney's epic succeeds because a gifted child actress refused to wait for her date with the Tooth Faerie and bravely seized stardom from the terrifying maw of corrective dentistry.