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The Defamer Special Correspondent on Celebrity Brunching spent part of a leisurely afternoon monitoring the food intake of one of Hollywood's biggest stars, filing this brief report on the red-hot new trend of "bring your own cuisine":

Saw Ben Stiller enjoying brunch at Hugo's this weekend. When the waiter came to take his order, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a bagel that was hermetically sealed in plastic and asked if they could toast it for him. I couldn't tell for sure, but it also looked like he had on a "Camel Hump" backpack filled with his own specially prepared orange juice (OK, I made that part up.)

Despite our correspondent's best efforts, it couldn't be determined if the self-served item was some sort of low-carb option, or, owing to the oft-cited unavailability of NY-quality bagels and pizza in our fair city, something flown in by private jet from Manhattan. Also, we're unclear on whether the bagel arrived back at Stiller's table properly toasted. Developing...