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About 4pm Pink crossed Prince alone on Mercer st. heading into The Mercer, complaining and cursing loudly about being photographed by 2 paparazzi until Naomi Watts pulled up in a big black SUV. The 2 photographers who had been photographing Pink turned their attention to Naomi Watts. That's when Pink started screaming "There's someone more famous! Good! You can take pictures of someone more famous now!" And then shoved a female photographer who had been shooting her until Naomi pulled up. The photographer fell back stepping on Pink who pushed her again and then told her that if she touched her again she would kick her ass. Okay - "If I push you again and you fall on me and then I push you again I'll kick your ass"? "If you take my picture I'll curse you out BUT if you STOP taking my picture I'll shove you twice?" There's no winning... It wouldn't be a shock to find out that her amazing logic was the helped along by a lack of sobriety.

An always sophisticated and svelte Angelina Jolie was spotted shopping at Lee s on 57th Street in Manhattan. Zahara on her hip and Maddox bouncing around undertow, Jolie was on the fourth floor shopping for toys. She looked gorgeous in her standard jeans, black top and sunglasses; happy and content sans her beau, Brad Pitt.

Been a crazy week so far. On 11/28, my boss spotted Kate Moss at the Equinox on Murray. He said she "looked normal," whatever that means. Yesterday, I was on high alert just in case, and while on the stairmaster, noticed a pair of skinny arms shuffling through the Equinox magazines. It was Jessica Alba! She was not as curvy as I'd imagined, but seemed fairly proportional (still tiny though). She was doing some hard core routine on the elliptical machine and was wearing a hoodie, bandana and baseball cap.

11/28 - After getting some much needed birthday pampering at Bliss SOHO, I spied Scarlett Johansson at the 9 West store on Broadway. She was standing next to me checking out some boots. She was incognito with her hat pulled down and her collar turned up. Cute as a button. I wanted to wretch with envy.

Was in Bouley Bakery in TriBeCa on Sunday morning with my boyfriend. Had just woken from a late night with a terrible hangover and threw on my clothes from the night before, complete with 3 inch heels, to run down to the bakery for an eclair and coffee. I was standing in line and the person in front of me had his child sitting on the counter while he payed. Loving babies, I started to play with it-baby noises, peekabo, etc (I know it's lame, but cut me a break). When the father turned around, I saw that the proud daddy was none other than Jon Stewart. He took one look at me, wearing a silk camisole and likely reeking of booze, and gave me a slightly horrified look. I managed to smile and say, "Cute baby." I thought he was going to run away, but he just smiled back, laughed, and said, "That's because he looks like his mother" and then picked him up and left.

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart at Kittichai on the Friday after Thanksgiving for dinner. At the blue-plate-special hour of 6:30 (I know, I was there too, our group had parents in tow). She was eating. He's taller than expected.

This morning at the Starbucks at Broadway and Bond, Diane Keaton and her very hot female PA were buying a ton of Starbucks cards and seeking reassurance that the cards would be valid in London. Diane, it should be noted, was not wearing a hat.

At Blue Ribbon Bakery on Saturday at brunch I spotted Lucy Liu. The place was packed with people waiting for tables, but no one noticed her eating at the bar with her back to everyone. She tried to enter the kitchen mistaking it for the lavatory before she left. She is very petite, maybe 5' at most, and looked great with very little makeup and lots of freckles. Hot Latin/Italian guy seemed to be her date. Also saw Moby eating at the bar when I left. Is eating at the bar the new incognito trick for celebrities?

Until the early hours of 11/29 at Bungalow 8, like most people, I used to think all Olsens were the same. Turns out, the blond twin is really super cute and spunky and wears effortlessly chic tunics and endearing wide-brimmed granny hats. She hops up from her booth packed with friends who really aren't too cool (in all the ways I could mean that) and shimmies with a noticeable amount of groove in the middle of the room. She's tiny, of course, but she brought a lot of energy to the party and really packed a wallop when she smacked her friends asses repeatedly while dancing—so precious!

December 1st - On my way to an Elle magazine/Diddy party (the theme: "Daddy's Girl's Night Out"), I spotted the Piano Man himself, Billy Joel, without his 14 year-old wife, on 50th Street in a black Suburban Chevrolet. He was gladly signing autographs for all the suburbanites and tourists from the shotgun seat of his car. But the evening of musical "icons" continued: Diddy made an appearance at his party in a dapper, beige suit. He was there to launch a new line of women's clothing under his label. Diddy's accessories were even better than his upscale hoochie mama clothing. Someone please tell all the fashion editors that bodyguards are this season's must-haves.

This morning, 11/30, about 9:30 a.m., I saw Cynthia Nixon getting off an uptown Q train at Times Square. Looked fresh out of the shower (wet hair, no makeup) but radiant nonetheless. Taller than I expected and very pretty, wearing a nice green blazer.

The last night, 11/29, Felicity Huffman at the premiere party for her new movie Transamerica. She seemed cranky at first during pre-movie introductions, but was relaxed and chatty at the party. She had some heavy makeup on, but was cute overall. Buff, and shorter than I thought she'd be. No sign of hubby.

Luke Wilson and some blonde in the front at Knicks Bulls game tonight. Also some of the NY Rangers.

I was walking in the village on sunday and realized that i was on Anna Wintour's street (sullivan, or maybe it's thompson...whatever) and then lo and behold, the queen of vogue comes walking down the street! she was not wearing the ubiquitous sunglasses and was wearing jeans which seemed odd, but they were paired with some white fur coat thing and a huge louis vuitton bag. her hair was also immaculately put together. but she didn't seem super scary.

Saw Alex Rodriguez at Serafina on 61st st chilling with his posse at a table towards the front of the restaurant at around 3pm. He seemed very stand-offish; my friend was too scared to go up to him and say hi. I bet if it was Jeter she would've felt more comfortable.

Ed Burns and company shooting "Purple Violets" today (November 29) in front of La Esquina at Kenmare St. Almost ran smack into Debra Messing and Selma Blair, who were walking across the street gesturing and talking loudly as the camera followed them at a distance down Cleveland Place. Debra looked lovely with her long hair pulled back and with black-rimmed glasses. Selma is teeny, and looked hip with long black hair and bangs. And Ed Burns was super laid-back, not even caring that many of us were standing next to him on the sidewalk, watching him calmly direct the pair with his typical husky New York accent. Every so often, he'd walk over to Selma and Debra, give them suggestions and crack a joke. And of course, where's there's smoke, there's fire: Infamous paparazzo Steve Sands was there being his usual smarmy self.

Saw Michael C. Hall (David from Six Feet Under) on the 4 train today, smashed up against the doorway 'cause the train was so crowded. No one elsed noticed him but my friend, because I freaked out and pointed with my eyes like a Warner Bros. cartoon. Casual, but well-dressed. Bobbing head to i-pod. I wanted to ask him about the gut-wrenching last episode, but played it cool. Awesome.

Yesterday [11/29] Lafayette just below Houston around 6PM, I was walking to X-Girl to stock up on skinny jeans when I spotted limos, trailers, and heaps of people scurrying about. Went South a few more blocks and I practically walked into Michael Pitt, who is so stunning that I had to stop and compose myself. He is mega skinny, shockingly so, and was wearing a knit ski cap and very loose levis. I think they were filming for an upcoming movie called "Delirious," in which he plays a homeless person. Homeless or not, he is absolutely striking.

I was at Barfly near Gramercy Park at 2:30 on Monday night, and some jackass was clowning around at the bar — trying, I suppose, to make the bartender and the three patrons in the bar laugh. Upon further inspection, the jackass was Jimmy Fallon. His antics, like Taxi, were not funny.

Today (11/30) Lorraine Bracco at Frederic Fekkai getting her hair done, wearing sweatpants & New Balances, and sunglasses inside.

A party @ Soho Grand for an opening (Mick Rock photos, blah blah blah...). Nick from Yeah Yeah Yeahs DJing, Adam Goldberg, Scissor Sisters, blah blah blah...Outside smoking for the 3rd time, the doormen vaguely nod at me, as does a man who looks strangely like Dave Chappelle, except I thought that Dave Chappelle was at least 6'5", and this guy is about 6'2". After chatting with him for a bit turns out it actually IS Dave Chappelle, who couldn't have been friendlier or sweeter. D.C's approached by a trannie who resembles both Ike AND Tina after a very very bad night : Silver sequined '60s go-go dress, long glossy black hair, and matching long, glossy black beard. Oy vey. Ike/Tina exclaims, "OH MY GAWD! I I saw you at a restaurant & I harassed you!" D.C is a a total gentleman, swears that he remembers meeting Ike/Tina (and who the hell wouldn't?), and says, "Wow! I don't even have a TV show anymore". The Ike/Tina hybrid responds, "Honey, I'm gonna have a TV show and you are gonna be on it." Wow. I need better cable.

Sipping on FOC (free of charge) crap champagne and truffles in midtown Bloomingdales yesterday evening while perusing through the boot section, I found it very odd that Gina Gershon was standing in front of the Frye stand blabbing to some nobody while courting attention. Why was she there? Is she the face of Frye boots or something? I thought it very odd that she was just standing there, so aware of her own presence. She wore jeans and a simple top with almost bell-like sleeves, is slim but not actressy-slim, seems like the type that takes ages to get ready, would not want to wake up next to her in the morning wihout makeup.

Tuesday, November 30th. Saw Billy Bush (is he considered a celeb?) at Soho House. He was going there to have dinner. When the receptionists asked his name/who the reservation was under he said his, which led the two girls he was with to start giggling and loudly say "celebrity news-reporter,"so all could hear. I thought that was as funny as it would get but then Billy kept repeating his name to try to get in and then said he "didn't know" if he was a member or not. If one is a member of a club I'm pretty sure they would know, correct? Anyways they all seemed pretty trashy. The whole thing made for a pretty good laugh while waiting for a friend.

I had a quasi celebrity sighting this weekend. My friends and I went to crobar on Sunday night for a DJ Tiesto concert. Everyone at the club was having a great time until Dennis Rodman showed up onstage. He started half dancing/half stripping and was basically crying for attention. Basically Rodman was e-tarded. His awful dance/strip proved so distracting that DJ Tiesto stopped playing and only returned after the partiers at crobar booed Rodman off of the stage.

My girlfriend and I were having lunch at a little cafe on Bleeker today and Sean William Scott came in to pick up some coffee to go. Camo cargos, beanie and iPod on... scruffy face... he looked really good. Actually, I think he looked a lot better than he does on film. Nice sly smile on the way out.

During a random trip to Barney s Co-Op, saw Kathryn Erbe of Law and Order: Criminal Intent fame browsing casually, looking quite beautiful and rather tiny! Also, there and being waited on by the same person as me was Amanda Peet. Adorable and charming as always.

Ja Rule was at the Knitting Factory last night giving his props at the Lady Sov show. I don t know if that is a good thing or not, since the Fader just dissed him; Is this guy a serious artist? This cat has got more samples than a sale in the Garment District.

Also saw young rookie designers Caroline Hedaya and Donna Baxter a few tables over. Caroline looked hot in a cut-off sweatshirt. (do they design sweatshirts?) They were sitting with someone who looked like a male model....maybe they're getting into men's clothing...

Eli Manning and a blonde companion sitting in row G at the 11/29 showing of "The Odd Couple" with Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane. Seemed to be having an okay time, but probably was thinking what I was thinking..."$250 a ticket for this?" His date look perturbed after the show when it was raining and they were sans umbrella and their car was nowhere to be found.

A guy walks out of the rain into 2A with 10 hula hoops over his shoulder. Who is the guy? Moby. Saw him and a nice looking woman at 2A last night. They tried to cuddle up in the booths at the end of the bar, but an annoying blond woman with bad roots promptly started talking to them. She then requested a hoop and started hula-ing to Moby. Then the hoop slipped down, hit Moby's beer and spilled it onto the floor and into his lap. Embarrassing for everyone in the bar, except the blond, who kept talking to them and brought her eight friends over as well.

Lotus last night for America s Next Top Model Eva Pigford s birthday bash was quite the disappointment. Contrary to the bold statements on the invitations, Kanye West and Missy Elliott did NOT guest DJ. The biggest celebrities there were Eva and Star Jones.

during lunch (1:00 pm) on monday nov. 28, i ran into darrell hammond from snl wearing a yankees baseball cap. he was in the Westerly Organic Market on 8th Ave. between 54th and 55th. i guess i shouldn't be surprised since he lives and works here in the city. i wish i had known.

Don't know if fashion designers count as celebrities, but just stood in line at the sample sale of expensive kids clothier Petite Bateau with Cynthia Rowley. Guess she doesn't get a big enough discount at Target where they sell her sweatshop manufactured Swell line. Oh, she's very tall.

(11/23) Wednesday before Thanksgiving my mom and I wanted to do some gawking so we went to a fairly sure shot... Sardi's before the matinees. Walked in and saw a table with about 6 or 7 kids... nobody who's not anybody brings a pile of kids to that place so we knew we had a hit... sure enough it was Brad Garrett (brother from Everybody Loves Raymond). Very very nice and friendly to the staff, VERY TALL!! He had the waiter take a big group shot of him and the kids and a few other likely family members. It's cute when a celeb WANTS to be photographed at a meal.

Was Morgan Spurlock doing the Walk of Shame? Look, I'm sure everyone in the East Village writes in with sightings of our favorite (skinny) agitprop filmmaker. But I was biking to the gym at about 7am this morning (yes, yes, I'm healthy) and who should wander out of Tompkins Square Park at that ungodly hour but Mr. Handlebar himself. He was looking fabulously slim and decked out in leather, which isn't exactly get-up-at-7-wear, you know? He was alone, as well. I so hope that it he was on his way to get his vegan chef girlfriend some more quinoa.

Joey Fatone sighting, Monday night, 11/28, at MSG, Bon Jovi concert hanging with a total (male) hottie. I was never a fan of N'Sync and I must say that Joey was looking good, trim - not the "fat one." He was super nice with everyone, posing for pics - seemed to be very normal.

Weds 11/30/05, 2:40 pm, D List Sighting - Please view through piece of construction paper with pinhole Saw RuPaul Charles (heavy on the Charles) waiting for a cab @ Washington and Perry. Mr. Charles was dressed in his "Urban Cowboy" look: black jeans, black shirt and black Cowboy Hat. He must be off from doing the "Supermodel" look because he had a graying Fu Man Chu kind of facial hair thing going on. He was also carting a big ole cardboard box around (Wig? Angel Melendez? Career?).

On the long list of people whose lives and careers were changed dramatically thanks to Oprah, most recently you'd find James Frey, author of "A Million Little Pieces" everyones favorite book on rehab and vomiting (after Nicole Richie's of course). Check him out right now (12/1/05) at the Eckers on Broadway and Broome!

Ran into my old co-worker Michael Showalter on 3rd Ave , by the Rodeo Bar around 8pm. on Tuesday. Looked super skinny and sad, maybe because both Stella and the Baxter flopped? Pity, he used to be cool and accessible, now he s just sullen. I wish I could have run into the Fake David Cross, at least he is funny by association.

Saw Russell Simmons around noon trying to get into 114 Liberty St. A very black Range Rover was parked on the sidewalk. He was on his headset talking business so I didn't want to interrupt. I think he noticed though.

At lunchtime today, walking down W. 43rd Street when whom do I spy on her way to work at the Gray Lady than everyone's favorite food writer/critic, Amanda Hesser. Tiny, cute, perky, bundled up in a big black coat.

So Joy Behar (that's right, from The View - I am the queen of random sightings) was sitting behind me at the Film Society of Lincoln Center's Woody Allen tribute/Match Point screening last night (11/28). She was wearing a truly unbelievable amount of makeup. When I first heard her nattering on behind me, I thought she was a friend's mother, and turned around. But at that exact moment she said to her companion, "And then Meredith got scammed outside the Barnes & Noble..." and I realized who she was. Unfortunately, by that point she had made eye contact, and I was full out staring at her. I whipped back around and spent a few minutes worrying that I had broken the New York Code of Behaviour While in the Presence of the Semi- and Wholly-Famous. I felt less bad about my potential rudeness when she proceeded to make little observations throughout the screening about how pretty ScarJo was in the movie or how she was "trouble." Why is it that people feel the need to narrate movies in this way??