Multiple Bullet Wounds Hold Spoiled Jewish Girls In Rapture
We read the reports too: the $10 million New York bat mitvah that occupied two floors of the Rainbow Room, with daddy's deep pockets somehow convincing some of the biggest icons of rock to whore themselves out, "Hava Nagila"-style. We're talkin' Steve Tyler and Joe Perry, Don Henley and Joe Walsh with Stevie Nicks on vocal (!), and 50 Cent, reportedly drunk and threatening a JAP massacre if anyone snapped his picture. Blogger Tabloid Baby found one brave, enterprising guest who did:
We got them from a 13 year old party girl who got front row leers from Don Henley and who has about fifty more photos she wants to sell so she can get a boob job when she grows up.
The result is the photographic evidence you see above, though 50 wasn't the only one to lose his soul to the shutter. It would appear New York is winning the classic East Coast/West Coast Bat Mitvah rivalry. We throw this out as a challenge to all those local 12-year old maidels-in-waiting: we can outdo them! Get your producer fathers to throw some of their backend dividends towards some daughter-appreciation!