Bat Mitzvah Picture Proofs
"Don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall asleep, 'cause I'd miss you, bat mitzvah girl Elizabeth Brooks, and I wanna say mazel tov."
Just in case the written descriptions of the most obnoxious bat mitzvah ever — two floors of the Rainbow Room, a half-dozen famous music acts, lots of sure-to-be unbearable Jewish girls from Long Island — weren't enough for you, photographic evidence has now surfaced, too.
Tabloid Baby does some impressive reporting work and serves up not just a few Steven Tyler shots, but also pics of 13-year-old Elizabeth rockin out — or, at least, standing awkwardly — with Don Henley, 50 Cent, and that Ciara chick we'd never previously heard of.