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According to the online version of Page Six, your sweet little Asian neighbor is actually Queen Sofia of Spain.

Now, it's not that there's an egregious photo error — as we all know, the Post revels in screwing with Page Six in said manner, especially online. It's that this has happened practically every other week for as long as we can remember, and we'd love to know how the individual responsible for these mistakes has held on to his or her job and/or anonymity for so long.

So: Who are you?! Come to us, tell us your secrets — we just want to know you. PHOTO FUCKER-UPPER, HOW DO YOU DO IT?!

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