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Defamer's technical team is still working out the kinks on an exciting new technology that would allow us to stream PrivacyWatch sightings in real time, but for now we have to settle for the physical limitations imposed by thumbs on the tiny keyboards of Blackberries and Sidekicks. A reader reports on a lunchtime sighting, from virtually moments ago:

WHO: Peter Sarsgaard affectionately loving girlfriend Maggie Gyllenhaal with her brother Jake smilingly with approval.

WHEN: 2 pm today, Mon. Nov. 28

WHERE: M Cafe de Chaya, a gourmet macrobiotic place on Melrose right off La Brea.

They are all so beautiful/talented/winning I can't even take it.

If you're in the area and surfing the internet wirelessly, perhaps you can still catch the happy threesome indulging in a delicious soy crème brulee.

UPDATE: Another reader spots the Gyllenhaals at lunch, and raises us a Sarah Silverman:

Melrose and LaBrea was somewhat happening this afternoon. Opting to play healthy at M Cafe de Chaya (rather than wait around at Pink's), were jarheads Peter Sarsgaard and Jake Gyllenhaal along with girlfriend/sister (respectively, one hopes) Maggie Gyllenhaal. I had to double check the spelling of their names; that's more AA's than I'm accustomed to. The power-trio fiddled around with a patio umbrella for a little too long, drawing attention to their ultimately fruitless shade-seeking efforts. Inside and out of the sun were Sarah Silverman and a friend, looking post-workout. Today, she was not eating jelly off of her boyfriend's penis. Rather, she was eating a macrobiotic chopped salad off of her boyfriend's penis.