OK. It's 3:30 on the day before Thanksgiving. We know why we're still at work — one of our bosses is British, and therefore doesn't understand Thanksgiving, and the other is an old-school New England Wasp, and therefore doesn't under why we children of immigrants are celebrating his holiday. But what about you? Did you have a half-day today? Shouldn't you be on a train or a plane or an Interstate? What in God's name is keeping you people at your computers?

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