Joyce Cohen promised it'd be all better. By 3:47 a.m. this morning, she assured us, everyone would be able to get into the Mediabistro site again. But it's 1:44 p.m. now, and we still can't:

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True for the rest of you, too? Or is this just Laurel finally getting her revenge on us Gawkers?

(Meantime: Remember jusdemots.com. We don't know what the hell it means, either — word juice? — but it works.)

Earlier:
 D nde Est el Mediabistro?
D nde Est el Mediabistro?: Part Deux