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Because a holiday party at Copacabana simply doesn't convey the warmth of the season, the Daily News has a special offer for their employees: discounted subscriptions to Radar and U.S. News & World Report. Publisher Mort Zuckerman knows everyone has worked very hard this year, so his giving staffers the chance to get 53 issues of U.S. News for $15, or 10 (ha) issues of Radar for $7.50. Apparently they were all out of lumps of coal.

After the jump, the spirit of Zucky Claus.

From: Daily News Human Resources
Sent: Wednesday, November 16, 2005 1:10 PM
Subject: Employee Gift Subscriptions

The Best Employee Deal for the Holidays!

As a Daily News employee you are entitled to special discounts on subscriptions to both U.S.News & World Report and Radar Magazine.

For U.S. News you can give a full year gift subscription (53 issues) for only $15. And for Radar, a full year gift subscription (10 issues) is only $7.50.

You may use the subscription forms attached to this email or, if you have trouble viewing/printing the attachments, you may obtain the forms from [xxx] or [xxx] in the Human Resources Department, fill them out, and send (you may also use interoffice mail) or fax to:

U.S.News & World Report
Re: Employee Gift Subscription
450 W. 33rd St., 11th Floor
New York, NY 10001
Fax: (212) 716-6969

Payment options are listed on the order form (payment must accompany order form). Please print clearly and list your work phone number so that we can contact you regarding your gift subscription(s) if needed.

Time is growing short and store lines are growing longer. Save time, energy and dollars by acting now. Take advantage of this special holiday rate!