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"Listen, Pipi Flavor-of-the-Month-Stockings. You're not going to be 12 years old and adorable forever, you got me? I'd say you've got about 18 months before people start saying, 'Get me a Dakota Fanning in Dreamer type,' your princess phone stops ringing like crazy, and your agent asks if you wouldn't mind sleeping in a veal pen. Look, I'm not suggesting this now, because that would be creepy and wrong, but one day, me and you should do a movie together. You know, when you're 18. Let's not be gross. And I'm definitely not promising anything beyond your name above the title with mine, but look what hanging out with me has done for Jennifer Aniston. I saved her life, basically. Think about it. Oh! My food is here. Run along now, I think someone's making balloon animals over there for you."

Also: Dakota seemingly cries as she exits Fred Segal, prompting speculation that she's going to fire her mother and hire a more permissive parent figure.

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