This image was lost some time after publication.

· Nashawn Kearse might have taken Page Kennedy's job, but he can't replace his spirit. Well, unless he starts whipping it out on set.
· Conan O'Brien went to Harvard, so naming his new baby Beckett is totally acceptable.
· We have seen some terrifying shit on Craigslist in our day, but nothing quite as chilling as what may one day be referred to as Exhibit A.
· It's a scientific fact: A celebutante's lazy eye is 300 percent funnier when illustrated by a jaunty graphic.
· Johnny Cash's daughter is so upset by her mother's portrayal in Walk the Line that she walked out of a screening five times. Did someone not get enough attention while daddy was out on tour?
· Our mentally ill compatriots at Gawker continue their obsessive quest to catch the fake David Cross.