Ashlee Simpson Back On Carefully Worded Script

Not a week after her widely publicized suicidal (at least career-wise) terrorist attack against a Canadian McDonald's, Ashlee Simpson is back on the meticulously-constructed, publicist-authored script that is supposed to be the blueprint of her existence:

"If you fall in love with somebody, you fall in love with somebody, but I would really like to not like a celebrity," she said with a laugh in a recent interview with The Associated Press.[...]

"I think it would definitely be easier. I'm not looking for an actor, I'm not looking for a musician!"

With that, we say goodbye to the cheeseburger-craving, slurring cuss-factory who trades autographs for foot-kissing, and welcome back the handler-muzzled, salt of the earth popstar next door. We've missed her convincing, Teen Vogue-ready line readings so.

• Ashlee Simpson Looking for an Average Joe [AP]
• Previously: Threat Level Amber: Ashlee Simpson Spotted At Restaurant [Defamer]
• Ashlee Simpson: I Am Me, And Me Is Wasted, Terrorizing A McDonald s [Defamer}