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· Rosie O'Donnell offers her opinion on Martha Stewart's Apprentice, in her inimitable psycho-haiku form: "greed killed the apprentice/like it did millionaire/more is not always better/4 marthas//burnett phoned it in/shame shame shame/y was she in donalds board room/and not her barn in bedford/just lazy really...vision gets blurred/loss of perspective/money makes most dizzy/katrina killed reality tv." Whoa, big R, way to harsh our buzz with that dark finish.
· Lewis Black to get loudly agitated over low-pressure systems.
· If crashing into the electricity substation doesn't kill you, the bees certainly will. [via BoingBoing]
· If you're really, really lucky, Coldplay's Chris Martin may call you and croon some of his trademark brand of future elevator music into your cellphone.
· Brazilians finally develop, but refuse to deploy, gay-television-kiss technology.