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We'd never think of sending you off into the weekend without your blind item guesses. But first, relive the magic of One Forced Fagola Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Now what you might not realize is that T.T. and his boyfriend have their own share of Jude Law-and-Sadie Frost-style drama. They were on for forevah. Then they broke up. And now, phew, they're on! (And Toothy's public "girlfriend" is fadin' into the background fast.) But here's the (big) prob: Everyone loves a good drama. And some people couldn't give a Simpson's ass about Nick and Jessica. These folks—all fancy, rich and A-list, mind you—like dishin' on Toothy and his b-f instead. Where have they been having sex in their butch automobiles lately? Jeez. Their li'l relationship is like the cocktail fodder at WeHo's most elite, gay gatherings." Read the item.

You say: Your guesses are after the jump.

You say: We all know the Toothy Tile drill by now: Jake Gyllenhaal. But Ted's bizarre insistence on pounding this particular alleged poof over and over again has some readers thinking conspiracy theory: "I wonder if we're not all being played for publicity's sake. The title of Ted's item is 'One Forced Fagola Blind Vice'...so I started thinking - 'forced'? It all make perfect sense - sort of the opposite of the traditional beard - maybe Jake's bf is his...purse...so to speak. To promote Brokeback Mountain, he's being 'forced' into this 'fagola' relationship to create buzz around his gay cowboy movie. And I think Ted's in on the stunt."

Food for thought! In a completely unrelated note, Universal Pictures' Jarhead opens today in a theater near you!

You also say: Gaining a surprising amount of support this time around was Leonardo DiCaprio, who recently split with supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen, and whom The Gays have been trying to draft onto their team since the actor's stint on Growing Pains.

And The Andy Dick Memorial “You Also Say” Item Goes To: Dakota Fanning. Looks like you're not going to let us lay off the tyke for even an afternoon. You are bad, bad people, and Fanning's lawyers will be contacting each of you individually.