From today's Gatecrasher, a new frontier in blind itemization: Ben Widdicombe's Friday Word Puzzle!

Seann William Scott and Topher Grace are said to be close to a $1.2 million Paramount deal for a buddy movie they're pitching, whose unprintable name rhymes with "Block Mockers."

Block Mockers?! We're stumped. Possible guesses:

• Lock Shockers
• Clock Sockers
• Mock Rockers
• Rock Knockers
• Crock Hockers
• Jacques Lockers

But none of those make sense! Oh, Ben Widdicombe, you tricky sonuvabitch.

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