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The international black-market trade of pretty-faced, androgynous leading men continues unabated, as reports have surfaced that Leonardo DiCaprio has been put up for sale by longtime girlfriend Giselle Bundchen. Girlie-boy epicure Sienna Miller, who only recently brought in a pretty price for one slightly-used Jude Law, put in a bid immediately:


Gisele, says a well-informed source, was tired of Leo and all his screwing around.


Now here is the best part. The straw that broke this camel s back is said to be none other than Sienna Miller. Yes, our dear Sienna, who s in a new movie ("Casanova") and who got a pasting when Jude Law stepped out on her earlier this year with his kids nanny, Daisy.

Leo and Sienna apparently got together recently in New York or Los Angeles, depending on which version of this story you want to believe.

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