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Kevin Federline might be a lousy father (who could've seen that one coming?), but we think he makes a dandy costume for Halloween revelers on a budget. Grab a 40, a bag of Cheetos, and a chain from grandma's jewelry box, and you're good to go at a total price of less than ten bucks. (Note: The dozen prosthetic penises (link NSFW) required to upgrade to a West Hollywood Halloween Carnival version of the costume may drive up costs.)