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A recent vacation autoreply on Page Sixer Fernando Gil's email, which showed up in our inbox today:

Hi,
I'll be out of the office until October 20th. If you have an incredible piece of gossip, please send an email to cwilson@nypost.com. Sightings of boring celebrities drinking in lame bars or walking their little dogs on Madison Avenue can be sent to: lgrove@edit.nydailynews.com

Fernando

Because, of course, Post gossips just hate news about little dogs.