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Perhaps you have spied the hallucinatorily hypnotic floating 3D glasses swooping seductively across your screen. Perhaps you have recently been peppering casual conversation and exclamations of lovemaking passion with involuntary cries of "I LOVE THE 80s!!!"

Fret not. You do indeed love the 80s, almost as much as you love VH1's I Love the 80s, Best Week Ever's shoulder-padded, Nagel-faced grandma. In honor of the show's return (airing every night this week at 9pm), VH1 is giving away one decadent time-capsule gift basket, stuffed with music, movies and trinkets from everyone s favorite decade of greed and big hair.

To win, clip on your triangular plastic pink earrings, flip up your collar, and complete the following sentence: I love the 80 s because Send your entry to tips@defamer.com, with the subject line 80s Contest, and we ll pick our favorite.

As always, please casually skim our standard contest rules; feel free to skip the human trafficking clause completely. It's just a guideline.