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Page Six shines an unforgiving interrogation room light on those Hollywood lefties too wracked with liberal guilt to admit they're packing heat. "J'accuse!" Joe Mantegna tells a Fade In reporter, probably from his j'acuzzi:

Pistol-packing Joe Mantegna is blasting a chink in the politically correct armor of some Hollywood heavyweights he says they love to own and shoot guns.

The "Joan of Arcadia" star says that such left-leaning showbiz types as Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio and playwright David Mamet are all avid shooters.

"Lots of guys in Hollywood love to shoot," Mantegna, a longtime gun sportsman, tells Fade In magazine. "But they ain't gonna talk to you."

"Apocalypse Now" screenwriter John Milius agrees. "It's fascinating that Hollywood is so hypocritical," he says. "Many people own [guns], but consistently vote against them and never talk about them. I used to shoot with Spielberg and [Robert] Zemeckis and Robert Stack. But no one else would admit they had any." [...]

Even gung-ho action director Richard Donner ("Lethal Weapon"), who has a concealed weapon permit, was reluctant to talk. "I am anything but a gun enthusiast," he said in a terse statement. "The only reason I would ever own a gun is for the protection of my home, my environment or my family under the circumstances in which I am forced to live."

May we remind these pansy-assed "guns are no fun" wallflowers that we are in the middle of a war?! The Great Celebrity Paparazzi War has only just begun. Perhaps if more people took cues from Britney Spears yes, it was only a BB gun, but change must start somewhere, my friends then we could all sleep a little easier. Let us stroll through the slightly Altzheimered halls of Charlton Heston's daydream fantasies; it's a Hollywoodland where every man, woman and child proudly holds aloft their semi-automatic weapon in one hand, a copy of the Second Amendment in the other, while waving their SAG membership with their third...

Wait. How many hands do we have again? So hard to...recall...