What's Eating Ari Emanuel?
Late yesterday, we linked to Endeavor superagent Ari Emanuel's "Confusion of the Day" on the Huffington Post, never daring to dream that this seemingly tossed-off flirtation with blogging might become a recurring feature. Much to our delight, Emanuel (who at least partially inspired Jeremy Piven's character "Ari Gold" on Entourage) has deftly evolved this daily gripe into something new and exciting, "Ari's Frustration of the Day" (which, we hope, he'll rename "What's Eating Ari Emanuel?", a much catchier title):
I’m frustrated. I want to drive an environmentally-sound vehicle, but I need enough room for my three blond kids. Why isn’t anyone making a hybrid minivan? C’mon, Toyota! How ‘bout it, Ford? Whaddya say, GM? Help a green-leaning father out!
How will Emanuel continue to ferry his enormous, tow-headed offspring (obviously they've grown too large to be stashed comfortably in the back seat of a Prius) around town if the auto industry continues to ignore his pleas for a roomier hybrid option? Tune in to the HuffPo tomorrow for Ari's Concession of the Day: "Fuck the environment, I bought a Hummer."