Michael Musto Crowns Himself Original Snarky Gay
The Gays over at Queerty have an amusing interview with the Village Voice's resident bicycle mechanic and gossip slut Michael Musto:
You are celebrating your 20th year with the Voice. What has been your biggest accomplishment?
I pioneered snark and was openly gay way before that was cool. I stuck to my guns and kept afloat and now I'm probably not snarky or gay enough!
At least not enough so as to get fired like Goldstein.
After the jump, more of our favorite Musto-isms.
We adore trannies as much as you. If you had to name the number one tranny in NYC, who would it be?
Ivana Trump.
What has been the biggest change in NYC nightlife for the past twenty years?
The starving artists are gone and now there is a lot of rich, pampered twits. Clubs are overly regulated and publicized. And there's too much obsession with being skinny and blonde. Otherwise it's really fun.
Why do you think Anna Wintour keeps Andre Leon Talley around?
Honey, I have no idea about anything above 14th Street.
Quick name association. What comes to your mind when I say Star Jones?
She doesn't believe in gay marriage, yet she married a gay!
