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Perhaps the most excruciating part about yesterday's technical difficulties was knowing that there was an eBay auction involving an artifact of recent historical significance waiting to be snapped up and having no way to share it with you, the enthusiastic collector of Objects Dislodged From Larger Objects Owned (Or Perhaps Leased) By Celebrities. Behold the alleged passenger side headlight from Lindsay Lohan's recently (and infamously) totaled Mercedes:

THIS IS IT AFTER ALL THE PICTURES WERE TAKEN AN INVESTIGATION DONE THE CAR WAS DELIEVERY THE INSURANCE JUST TO BE LABEL A A TOTAL LOST..THA MEANS THA THE CARS IS SOLD AS A JUNK AND LINDSAY WILL GET A NEW ONE...I WAS REALLY WAITING TO GET THIS IN MY HANNS(FRIEND OF MY WORKS AT THE PLACE WERE THE CAR WAS TAKEN)..... TODAY IS YOU LUCKY DAY THIS IS A ONE OF A KIND ITEM I WILL NEVER PUT ANYTHING LIKE IT THIS IS THE ONLY THING I GOT....YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE PASSENGER SIDE HEDLIGHT OF LINDSAY BLACK MERCEDES..AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICTURE THE HEADLIGHT SUFFER MINOR DAMAGE THATS REALLY CLOSE TO WERE THE OTHER CAR HIT..THE ONLY DAMAGE WAS A BROKEN CLIP AT THE BOTTOM SEE PICTURE..THIS BABY IS WORTH $300 DLLS USED...

You heard the man: Today is you lucky day! Act quickly; it could be days before you have another opportunity to own a piece of a luxury bumper car wrecked by the lead-footed, paparazzi-besieged starlet.