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We know that surveys like the one above that ABC is using for Commander in Chief (it's a little hard to read, but click it to see the full version) are used for market research, but do they have to sound so needy? Am I too far-fetched? Do I remind you of that bitch Hillary? Do my Geena Davis lips, plump and luxurious like throw pillows from God's sofa, make you feel insecure about your own? Why don't you loooove me? We suppose they might use the answers to help "recalibrate" the show following the recent showrunner switch, but it's clear they're ready for a change of direction—they didn't even ask if we'd find a scene of rough sex between a Secret Service agent and the First Daughter "too rapey."