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Almost as inevitable as Daniel Craig's thoroughly anticlimactic anointment as the next James Bond were the lazy headlines and ledes that would accompany the "news":

· "His name is Craig, Daniel Craig." [Reuters]

· "The name is Craig. Daniel Craig." [Times Online UK]

· The name's Craig. Daniel Craig. [USA Today]

· Craig - Daniel Craig - confirmed as new Bond [CBC.ca]

And just for a splash of variety:

· "Blond. James Blond." [AP]