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Seriously, we didn't want to talk about it. It's too creepy, too gross, too exemplary of everything wrong with New York all in one package. But you insisted. And after putting Jesus's life on the line, we probably ought to listen to you. So here it is: Rupert Murdoch's $28 million SoHo loft. Mysteriously, they can't sell the damn thing!

See: the mysterious Chinese child-bride!
Thrill to: The most expensive residences ever sold above and below 14th St.!
Wretch at: The filthy hands of Corcoran all over the whole messy affair!
Get off to: Dirty, dirty real estate porn!

Now. If you need us, we'll be trying to scrounge up enough quarters to do laundry in the building across the street. The machines here are broken.

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