Friday:
 • Flavorpill teams up with the Guggenheim to bring you First Fridays, a monthly DJ party at the museum. We always thought our appreciation of 13th century Russian artwork would be augmented with some thumpin' drum and bass. [flavorpill]
• Like every other potential Nobel Prize frontrunner in recent history, Bono follows kicks off his weekend with a show at MSG. [Upcoming]
Saturday:
 • Who is the Most Complex Conceptual Artist of Our Time? Fuck if we know, but head to Avalon (not a misprint) tonight at 10pm to find out: Works by everyone to Andy Warhol to Salvador Dali will be on display, and you get an open bar for your efforts. Who knew shitty Guido club-going could be so, like, intellectually stimulating?
• Bet you didn't know Architecture Week is about to kick off in New York, with hundreds of sites spread over all five boroughs opening their doors for you to come pass judgment on. We couldn't think of a better time to trek all around the city via subway visiting important landmarks. [flavorpill]
Sunday:
 • 26 cats and 7 clowns shimmy up poles, leap from 20-foot platforms, walk tightropes, and ride dogs barebacked. You can't make this shit up. [flavorpill]