Friday Terror Watch Continues: The Gawker Media Cat Is In An Undisclosed Location

Other "specific but not credible" terrorist plots against New York:
• 19 Jihadists may infiltrate New York Times staff, replace Sports and Metro with Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Saturday Styles sections.
• In a precision attack against New York's immoral gay community, Islamic militants may reveal Anderson Cooper's staunch heterosexuality and leak reports of Aaron Brown's early-morning Prospect Park trysts.
• New top secret ultra-exclusive hidden VIP-only Toy Store Liquor Bar just closet full of plastic explosives and NYU film students.
• Terrorists may cause popular New York-based media and gossip blog Gawker.com to totally lose its edge, and just not be as funny as it used to be.