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· On any other day, i.e. one without Tom Cruise's fake baby, Lindsay Lohan's accident, and the Simpson-Lachey fiasco, rumors of a Britney Spears sex tape might get more traction. Today? Meh.
· Back in May, Conan's "If They Mated" bit projected a very scary product for the Cruise-Holmes union. Click at your own risk.
· Kittenpants uncovers Nic Cage's list of possible baby names. We think Francis Ford "The Hulk" Cage has a nice ring to it.
· On a day without the Cruise-Holmes Miracle Baby, Lindsay Lohan's fender-bender, and Nick N' Jessica's on-again, off-again separation, a video clip of a naked Janet Jackson rubbing her breasts and drumming on her ass might get some more play. Today? Next!
· Like most convicted stalkers, Pamela Anderson's alleged stalker is merely misunderstood.