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The responses of the elite commenters on the Blind Items post and most of the emailers indicate a general consensus that Angelina Jolie and Jenny Shimizu were lesbianically canoodling whilst Stella McCartney lapped up coke. Those bored with Paul McCartney's new album picked Elizabeth/Jade Jagger, Kimberly Stewart, and Leah Wood.

For the Newlywed with an unexpected interest in ladies, we heard equal parts Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. Outliers: Ben Affleck and Britney Spears. Best answer: Melania Trump

There were also a couple votes for Tara Reid, quite possibly as the answer to each item.

This was the only good answer to the last one:

What power figure has a new girlfriend, to the consternation of wifey, who thinks if it blows up it could ruin her grander chances? I d say Bill Clinton, but that d really be the obvious answer. So I m going to say Melissa Etheridge, because you just know the Popular chick is gunning for a guest spot on The OC.

Earlier: Blind Item Guessing Game: Pals of Kate Moss
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