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 What's not to love about Dorothy Parker? An original Condé Nasty, a drinker, and a prolific woman of wit. We've got a pair of tickets to her play, Ladies of the Corridor, just waiting for you to win; details after the jump.

The Peccadillo Theater Company is offering Gawker readers a chance to win a pair of tickets to Dorothy Parker's The Ladies of the Corridor, which tells the stories of unmarried women living in a posh Manhattan hotel. Kind of like a live version of Sex and the City without the annoying name-dropping.

Ladies is running at the E 13th St. Theatre until October 23rd — tickets are usually $55; but use the code GAWK when ordering and get a discounted rate of $35. More info on buying here.

To win some freebies, just send an email to tips@gawker.com with the subject line Parker Contest before Monday, October 3rd. One email will be picked at random to win a pair of tickets for any night, pending availability. By emailing your entry, you agree to our Contest Rules and the code of Satan.