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Nearly a year after the sudden mammary displacement (link NSFW) that catapulted her to a new level of stardom, Tara Reid is mystified that she still has to answer the Dreaded Frankenboob Question:

"People act like it was the worst crime in the world. It was a mistake, you know!" Tara said in an interview for the November issue of FHM.

"But you would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi!

"My hooters are under control. I'm taped up now, totally. I'm using double tape. Double double tape. My boobs are going nowhere again."

Even double-double tape might not be enough to prevent Reid's rack from killing again. May we suggest some combination of nipple clamps, a straight jacket, and airplane glue to avert the potential assassination of the Dalai Lama? Who knows what kind of lethal weaponry her nefarious plastic surgeon installed while Reid was under general anaesthetic.