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Either the local coke trade has become so competitive that dealers need to turn to direct mail to increase their client base, or the Underhyped blog has crossed paths with the world's most inept narc. The note's a little hard to read, but Underhyped transcribes: "Hi. My name is Ron XXXXXXX. I sell co-caine on Wilcox. If you would like to buy some for your showbusiness friends call me. Thx Ron." It's reassuring to know that the Disneyfication of the Hollywood area hasn't killed the entrepreneurial spirit. Look for the forward-thinking Ron to soon expand his operation to the neighborhood's exploding club scene, where he'll slip notes reading "Do you need some co-ke? Check a box [ ] Yes [ ] No" under occupied bathroom stalls and set new standards for drug-dealing convenience.