Chad Pennington Injured; Thurston Howell Missing
The Jets announced yesterday that quarterback Chad Pennington will be out for the rest of the season with a torn rotator cuff and will be replaced with third-stringer Brooks Bollinger. We don't care enough about football to worry about what this will do for the team's record, but we do wonder: Where do they find people with names like this? And, if Brooks Bollinger is injured, is Queerty editor Bradford Shellhammer next?