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From the frighteningly real Williamsboard, a precious new message board for the slack-jawed denizens of Williamsburg, our favorite subject threads:

• i will now drive lynch's ducati to pete's candy store
• do you have any good hobos on your block?
• how is it cool to be a hippie again?
• fucking PRIMORDIAL OOZE
• fat people are hilarious
• Ray Nagin: Hot or Not?
• hipster
• fuck you
• fuck you too

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