• Bubble-gum pop or British cock? Norweigian ingenue Annie plays at Webster Hall, while Sir Elton John plays MSG. Either way, you'll be surrounded by gays. [Paper]
• One-named wonder Touré and white-suited wonder Tom Wolfe discuss everything from collegiate sexual exploits to life in the 'hood (as hoody as things can be for an Emory grad, at least) at Cooper Union's Great Hall tonight, where they read from their respective new books. [flavorpill]
• New Yorker scribe Malcolm Gladwell and pop-culture advocate Steven Johnson get into an intellectual pissing contest over whose theories better capture the current cultural zeitgeist at Strand Books tonight. Wear your commemorative 'fro. [Strand]