Found on Craigslist today:

I am offering my large window overlooking the busiest area of campus for advertising space. This is a great way to reach about 5000 students on a regular basis, who have plenty of money to spend on your product. As long as its appropriate, I will sell you my window space for however long we agree upon. Get in touch with me by email so we can talk about this more....

This kid clearly knows everything he needs to know to get ahead in New York life, and can learn nothing more from his "prestigious college."

Except perhaps the correct usage of "its."

Dorm Room Window Space for Advertising [Craigslist]