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· "Got Jeff Zucker fired. I'm sorry. My Name is Earl." TMFTML adds a much needed splash of truth to NBC's Earl-awareness campaign. And while we're on the subject, we heard an Earl radio ad today in which a bunch of friends actually discussed those incredibly annoying talking magazine ads. Advertising about advertising? What. The. Fuck. NBC's brain-damaged promotional team must be stopped.
· Rebecca Romijn decides to make a serious commitment to slumming with Jerry O'Connell.
· Someone really needs to remind Teri Hatcher (and this publicist) that she didn't get that Emmy. Diva bullshit is for winners, babe.
· With so many washed-up pseudocelebrities desperate for attention in this town, The Surreal Life should be able to assemble a much better cast of the damned than Alexis Arquette, CC Deville, and the guy from Smashmouth.