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We're going with the screen grab of the People story so we don't have to waste any more words than necessary on this non-story (a first, we know). In searching through our archives, though, we noticed that the relationship, brief and utterly pointless even by Hollywood standards, began with a tsunami and ended with the hurricane. The imposed symbolism of that is absolutely crushing, isn't it? No? Then take a second to mourn the death of love between a painfully skinny chick and a guy in a cowboy hat, then get back to that game of Minesweeper.