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Reality Blurred recaps last night's shit-tastic Kill Reality finale, and if the rest of the show was anything like the last episode (even with our healthy appetite for trainwreck TV, we couldn't even bring ourselves to TiVo recycled reality show contestants), we're all probably better off that it's quietly slipping off E!. Don't even try to discern any context from the following passage, which works just as well as vignettes:

After Fairplay threatened to put his penis on Steven Hill’s face, Steven literally spanked Johnny Fairplay. Like, not sexual fun spanking, but “I think spanking him is the most appropriate thing I could have done” child spanking. Still, Fairplay’s behavior escalated, and Steven said, “I think he needs to go away…he needs a lot of help.” [...]

Trish decided to get back at him for all of the pranks he’d pulled, and she taped all of his belongings to the ceiling—rather harmless considering his relentless destruction of property that he refers to as “pranks.” When he discovered the clothes, Trishelle fingered Trish: “I guaran-fucking-tee you she did it.”

“How about I just go shit her bed?” Johnny said. So he did. For real. [...]

Trish said, “He honestly doesn’t think that he did anything wrong. That is probably the most troubling out of all of it.” Steven Hill told her, “Trish, you do realize you’re that no longer the bitch from The Bachelor. You’re the girl who was shit on.”

We thought that after the earlier reports of orgies, golden showers, and vagina-rails at the Kill Reality house, those crazy kids didn't have anywhere left to go. Wow, were we wrong! Say what you will about the much-lamented Taradise, but at least Tara Reid never took a dump in someone's bed. At least on-camera.