Wet And Wild With Michael Jackson
It seems that Michael Jackson's plans to recreate the Neverland experience in far-flung Dubai are nearly complete. From Page Six:
JUST when you think it's safe to go back in the water, Michael Jackson is spotted flopping around a Persian water park in a skintight, white Lycra body suit. Ex-Postie Primrose Skelton, now based in Dubai, says Jacko rented out the entire Wild Wadi park in that sheikdom recently, inviting parents and their children to enjoy the slides and water chutes. Despite only his eyes, nose and mouth being visible under the suit, Jackson spent most of his time in the shade. "He looked even stranger than usual. His body is very skinny, and the Lycra material did him no favors," said a lifeguard.
Forget Billie Jean, or the angry manual manipulation of his genitals while destroying a car—this is his true genius: At the moment we think that Michael Jackson has achieved terminal creepiness—BAM—that's when he kicks it up another notch. When our minds finally adjust to the utterly troubling image of a gimped-out Jackson whooshing down the Suicide Slides of Dubai with those kids, we'll then find out that he had all the water in the park replaced with baby oil.
