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It's been over a week since the tabloids knocked on Sienna Miller's stomach to listen for the echoes of an empty womb, or the telltale dull thud indicating she's full of the product of nanny-probing fiancée Jude Law's turbulent love. The tabs, unfortunately, are still getting maddeningly mixed signals. From Rush & Molloy:

One source who claims to be a confidante of the blond British beauty says, "She's 100% pregnant, she's 100% keeping it, and she and Jude are talking about a wedding, possibly in France." [...]

But George Hickenlooper, who'll direct Sienna in the career-making role of Edie Sedgwick, the heiress and Andy Warhol acolyte who overdosed at age 28, told us: "We're starting the film on Nov. 7. Sienna is ready to go."

We fear that we're not going to get any satisfaction until either Miller starts showing, production of Factory Girl is mysteriously and suddenly delayed, or someone from Star hires someone to tackle Miller on the next red carpet she trods upon and submits her to an ultrasound. You know, gently tackles her, just in case.