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· After 24 beautiful years of blissful marriage as co-owners of international distribution unit United International Pictures, Universal and Paramount announce their divorce, opting to finally follow their own overseas paths. Yes, we're as emotional and broken up about this as you are, and we'll never believe in love again. [Variety]
· Breakout Project Greenlight star Andrew Rona (come on, you remember him—the Dimension exec who dished out so much tough love to Gulager and company?) has been named president of production at Focus Features' genre label Rogue Pictures. [THR]
· Billionaire Rupert Murdoch turns to a pal, a billionaire Saudi prince, to help him stave off a possible hostile takeover bid of News Corp. It's so heartwarming when you can count on your friends to help you keep control over your multimedia conglomerate. [Variety]
· Big Brother beats even hurricane coverage in the Tuesday ratings, once again demonstrating people's seemingly unquenchable thirst for televised misery. [THR]
· Judy Davis signs on for Lifetime's latest tearjerker, Dead End, the three-hanky story of a mother-son serial killer team. We can only assume that the killer mom also struggled with bulimia. [Variety]