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· Gallery of the Absurd presents a vision of the future so chilling that it would make Nostradamus's testicles retract in horror. Click at your own risk.
· Hey, unicorns!
· Our pals at TV Gasm are giving away a highly coveted, rare Emmy screener for Riding the Bus with My Sister, the Rosie O'Donnell MOW that arguably did more harm to the mentally challenged than a suicide bombing of a short bus depot.
· "I ASKED LARRY KING howcum he's gotten so many beautiful brides, despite the fact that he's got a face like a cluster of baboons' assholes—"Who else is gonna pay for Prada kotex?" he replied.." The League of Bastards makes its case to take over for the just-retired Army Archerd at Variety.