New York Braces for Its Own Disaster
On top of all the other shit in the world, news broke at the end of last week that truly left us crying into our gin and tonics all weekend: Rush Limbaugh is coming to New York.
He's doing a live show from here, with Sean Hannity opening for him.
And it gets worse: He's doing it in a Broadway theater.
That's right, that epicenter of New York cosmopolitan liberalism, the hallowed Great White Way held sacred by Jews and gays alike, will be invaded by Limbaugh and — even scarier — his dittoheads.
Actually, we feel a little bad for Rush, who we wonder if was perhaps misinformed. Does he know there's not much drug dealing in Times Square anymore?
