Short Ends: Penguins Vs. Pimp

· Not content to merely humiliate Sundance bonus-baby Hustle & Flow at the box office, the folks behind March of the Penguins are getting cheeky with their promotions as well.
· As much as we'd like to think that former Tom Cruise superflack Pat Kingsley took on Brooke Shields to taunt her former client, does that make any sense whatsoever? He's probably way too busy personally—personally—stepping kids off harmful street drugs to really give a shit.
· This is currently the least popular beverage in the Southeast. The runner-up? The Gun-Wielding Looter.
· Haven't the good people of London suffered enough lately?
· We've always secretly admired Salma Hayek's flexibility.
