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Well-coifed young Jossip continues his gavel-to-gavel coverage of Jann Wenner's annual OCD-a-thon, late yesterday reporting that today is the big day: After several rounds of pre-inspections, he says, the man himself will finally be wiping his white glove through the Rolling Stone, Us Weekly, and Men's Journal offices, giving the final word on who has sufficiently tidied their workspace and who must instead be taking outside and shot.

Sources inside the Equitable Building tell us this is actually yet another, high-level pre-inspection; Jann, we're told, is still on vacation. But, still, it's a cleanup milestone, either way.

Jossip also notes that Wenner leads not just with a mighty hand but also with an outstretched arm. While the office cleanups continue, the company is raising money for victims of Hurricane Katrina. Jossie is skeptical much dough will be raised, but he reprints the memo, including this sentence: "We would like to raise $100,000 to donate to the Hurricane 2005 Relief and Jann and Jane Wenner have generously offered to match employee contributions to help achieve this goal."

Which is the best part. Because it's cute when they talk about themselves as if Jann isn't fucking some twink.

Wenner Cares About the Victims, and Also, Clean Your Damn Desk [Jossip]